Pay attention to me

Why do you not listen?

When I made barfs in your shoes

Am I still not forgiven?

Pay attention to me!

I am fabulous and amazing!

Look how floof is my tail;

Why are you not gazing?

Pay attention to me!

What are you typing?

Is it a poem about how

You find me astounding?

Pay attention to me!

Why do you ignore?

Is it because I let a dangle

That time fall on the floor?

I will be better hooman!

Because it’s you who I knead!

I  require a warm lap

And its you who gives feeds!

Please don’t neglect,

Please don’t make leave!

Deny not my affection,

Or I fear I might HEAVE!

Oh look, a hairball.