Pay attention to me
Why do you not listen?
When I made barfs in your shoes
Am I still not forgiven?
Pay attention to me!
I am fabulous and amazing!
Look how floof is my tail;
Why are you not gazing?
Pay attention to me!
What are you typing?
Is it a poem about how
You find me astounding?
Pay attention to me!
Why do you ignore?
Is it because I let a dangle
That time fall on the floor?
I will be better hooman!
Because it’s you who I knead!
I require a warm lap
And its you who gives feeds!
Please don’t neglect,
Please don’t make leave!
Deny not my affection,
Or I fear I might HEAVE!
Oh look, a hairball.