Why do you not like my gift?
I found it myself
And brought from outdoors,
It’s not alive!
….At least not anymore
It’s soft and still warm
And has just the right stink
It makes a great play-toy
That’s what I think!
It’s fat and it’s squishy
And has a long ropey tail;
But how you scream so loudly,
And your face is so pale!
Why do you not like my gift?
