Hello wee cat, why are you so smol?
You look just like me, but you tiny and all
You hide and you hiss, and try to make yourself scary
But you just a teen’ ball of softness and furry
Hello smol cat, come on out and play
I am not going to hurt you, for you’re not a stray
We wrestle and bite, and the hoomans do wince,
I only pin down, to give you a wee kiss