Hello wee cat, why are you so smol?

You look just like me, but you tiny and all

You hide and you hiss, and try to make yourself scary

But you just a teen’ ball of softness and furry

Hello smol cat, come on out and play

I am not going to hurt you, for you’re not a stray

We wrestle and bite, and the hoomans do wince,

I only pin down, to give you a wee kiss