Hello little bird

Do you want to be my friend?

I promise not to eat you

Your fate I don’t portend

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Your feathers they are dandy!

And don’t seem tasty at all

Your innards look all squishy

Of which I do not wish to maul

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My hoomans they would greet you

My new friend they will allow to stay!

A feast is nought desired

To fry you into chick-filet

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So come here little bird

It would be so nice to go and play

Hide and seek and then murder

In this revue of alpha vs prey